The fault in our stars

So for the past few years now, I’ve neglected reading in a pretty huge way. Because life.

Picked up the fault on our stars on Sunday, and somehow managed to finish it by Tuesday night, despite working a fuck ton of hours in between.

Think it is safe to say, I was hooked.

Also, the author has the same name that my grandad did. Always a bonus.

1 note

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

91,129 notes

britishtoatea:

I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time

(Source: captbritain)

131,591 notes

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

165,148 notes

Started the forever living clean 9 today. Day 1 on a 12 hour shift … Spent most of my breaks in the bathroom trying to down the gel without chugging and I have a pounding headache. Shakes good tho but am so tired and come home to shit loads of housework to do and all my house mates are sat eating Pizza Hut burger pizzas and nachos. Talk about rub salt in the wound! 

But surprising not that hungry as probably got through at least 4L of water  today. One more food free day to go and then I can start on 600 calorie dinners for the remaining 7 days!

Started the forever living clean 9 today. Day 1 on a 12 hour shift … Spent most of my breaks in the bathroom trying to down the gel without chugging and I have a pounding headache. Shakes good tho but am so tired and come home to shit loads of housework to do and all my house mates are sat eating Pizza Hut burger pizzas and nachos. Talk about rub salt in the wound!

But surprising not that hungry as probably got through at least 4L of water today. One more food free day to go and then I can start on 600 calorie dinners for the remaining 7 days!

vh1:

Now that you’ve watched the new season of Orange Is the New Black, take a few seconds to see the inmates outside their prison scrubs! 

549 notes

Don’t fuck with my trust

pickledpennies:

clype:

have you noticed that when someone goes ‘i was bitten by a dog once and now I’m kinda wary around them’ most people are like ‘aw, I understand’ but if a woman says she’s been raped/abused by men in the past and is now scared of them she gets told she’s paranoid and needs to get over it?

I noticed that.

have you noticed that when a dog bites a person, it gets put down

521,216 notes

embelish:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.


awwwwwwww

embelish:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

awwwwwwww

(Source: 4gifs)

1,076,216 notes